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After he distributed flowers on Valentine's Day - Ihab, the most fun-loving driver in Jerusalem, made his bus kosher for Passover! He also treated the passengers to matzahs, wine, and the haggadot. That's what it's like when you love your work. See the bus here: Get OnlySimchas News Live Updates  by email and never...
It's often been said that Italians and Jews have similar cultures. We both love getting together to eat and we have big, loud families. One Italian comedian, Sebastian Maniscalco, described how Italians and Jews are actually more different than you think, especially when it comes to Pesach. In the...
You Know the Person Next To You Hasn't Been To Shul In Awhile When You Hear Him Say... 1. "Hey, my book is backwards." 2. "Isn't it impolite to talk when the minister is talking?" 3. "What's with the beanies?" 4. "Isn't it funny that one person on the stage has a better...
(Kveller) You never saw it coming. That’s right–there’s a new Hanukkah parody song and it’s a mashup of Bruno Mars’ “24k Magic.” It’s called “44 Candle Magic” featuring JEWNO Mars & The Driedelgons. Great name, right? The retro-esque song keeps its signature beat in this rendition, but what is really the best part is...
We all know the story of Purim. But have we ever heard Donald Trump tell the story of Purim? Well we probably never will, but this video may be as close as we'll ever get. David Sidman, a Jerusalemite with a killer Donald Trump impression, is here to provide you with...
If you're familiar with Abbot and Costello you know their famous bit "Who's on First". Well now get ready for the Hebrew version of "Who's on First" written by and starring Elon Gold and introducing Emily Gold (Elon's 7-year-old daughter). Watch it here: Get OnlySimchas News Live Updates  by email and never...
It's Monday night in Jerusalem or Tuesday night in the rest of the world and Pesach is finally over. You were never that obsessed with bread throughout the year but all of a sudden there is a mad dash to get as many bagels into your already over-filled matzah belly...
Let’s be very careful this Thanksgiving not to get too caught up in the festivities and forget the finer details of the day. One must have a Kzayit of turkey past plag on thanksgiving, but should ideally wait for nightfall. A turkey may be roasted, grilled fried, or cooked in any...
No, Trump didn't actually give a Kiddush sermon, but  YU's Kol Hamevaser Purim Section brings you this hilarious impersonation. [youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tviixe_-HQ] Get OS News Live Updates  by email and never miss our top breaking stories   
(JTA) — “One of America’s largest retirement villages will have a fleet of self-driving taxis introduced next year. US firm Voyage said it will start rolling out the service at The Villages, Florida which is home to 125,000 senior residents. It said the scheme, spanning 750 miles of road, would be the...
Here's a question that will ponder the halachic authorities. Can a person fulfill his obligation of doing bedikat chametz by having a smart vacuum like the iRobot do it for him? In this modern adaptation of the mitzvah, the proud owner of an iRobot retrofitted the device to include...
(The Nosher) There are so many wonderful Jewish foods to enjoy: sabich and pastrami, kubaneh and knishes, babka and bimuelos. But there’s also some seriously cringe-worthy traditional Jewish foods that still grace many holiday and Friday night dinner tables. Of course there is the argument to be made that one man’s gefilte fish jelly is another man’s caviar....
(JTA) — What’s it like to work out with an 85-year-old Jewish Supreme Court justice? Stephen Colbert found out on Wednesday, when he joined Ruth Bader Ginsburg, the oldest justice on the high court, in what is her normal exercise routine. The workout, Colbert told his “Late Show” audience, is...
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