Nefesh B’nefesh Considers Name Change Following Shabbos Shul Incident

Warning: The Following is Satire and Written by Esteemed Staff Writer: Zaydee Gaga Nefesh B’Nefesh, a North American organization which, in partnership with the Jewish Agency and other Israeli groups and foundations has helped 50 000 people make aliya in the past 15 years, has scheduled an urgent meeting for later this week following an incident in a Queens shul on Shabbos. One of the organization’s board members was visiting the shul to celebrate the bar mitzva of a relative. After the Torah reading, a shul member recognized the Nefesh B’Nefesh representative and wished him mazal tov. He then added, “May I ask you a Nefesh B’Nefesh related question?” The visitor politely replied, “Of course.” The shul member continued, “The bar mitzva boy read the Torah portion beautifully, including the